So I'm in the tower at work and 3 football players come in to the pool to cool off. They are massive. I would not mess with them in a any way, shape or form. The water polo team is out of the water "putting lane lines back in" aka strutting around the deck. The following conversation between football players ensues:
FB1: Dude, those speedos are SO tiny.
FB2&3: yeah
FB1: Like, no homo but those guys have NO asses!
FB2-3: hahaha
FB1: No really, would one of those things cover your ass dude?
FB2: My ass cheeks would be hanging out all over the place in one of those.
Then, of course, I got the mental image of these massive dudes in speedos with an adaptation of "fat man in a little coat" in the background and actually cackled at them.
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